the update
hi there, anybody out there....
i've given up internet writing for the most part because it leaves a trail, which gets used against me by insecure overly-interpretive well-wishers...hahah
plus i've been busy doing other, less-solitary things....hey. you've seen those prison flicks: somebody drops the soap and it's all downhill from there.....
what? you havent??
get your ass outta here and come back when you've seen a respectable amount of internet porn.
for extra credit, you may define the following verbs: snowball, felch, shrimp....and tell me how you toss a salad
